curry moustache

today, while i was coming home from dinner with my family, i was talking to my mom when she came up with the topic of sth really disturbing. i decided to post it. well, here goes..

one day, when i was sec2, i was on my way home on the MRT with a friend of mine(can't remember who). everything was fine until the train stopped at choa chu kang. as usual, some people boarded the train, while some alighted. when the doors closed, i smelt the air in the mrt. it was different. it smelt fuckin bad. the type of smell you would smell in restaurant bins. i looked around, trying to figure out where or who the smell was coming from. i looked and looked until it reached yew tee(my stop). i stood up and looked back at my seat to check if i left anything behind and i glanced at a person sitting 2 seats away from me. you know what i saw? i saw an old man with a moustache. not any ordinary moustache, but a moustache literally dipped in curry. he didn't even bother to fuckin clean his mouth. oh my gosh... IT FUCKIN STINKS MAN.....

mrs lim-vp

today, i got caught for eating in class, ONLY. then some loser *tinkywinky* look-alike relief teacher took me to the general office.. wtf man.. then mr song ask me to write some report. then, after that, mr song ask me to sit on the floor. wth la! then the VP walked past, and she asked mr song what i did. after some talking between them, she said, "call his parents." wtf?!

then she asked me to go inside her office just so she could talk to me. the first ten minutes, we talked like lawyers la! whatever she said, i had something to talk back. after that, i lost. after the 10 mins, we talked like good friends. mrs lim damn good la! she really understands us lor. then talk for about half an hour. after that, she let me go for ah yang's class. after school, did my detention by doing my stoopid D&T coursework. hahah! after that, joined zs, theron, kenneth, magic stick boy, hui juan and jody at 3e2. talked talked and talked. haha! after that, went home with my buddie/homie, zs. went i reached home, my mom asked me what happened, i told her everything, and she laughed about it. haha! after that was plain.

sometimes, i can't help but be thankful for everything god has given me man. Roy, now your turn to cheeeeeer up. i'm sure everything will turn out fine in the end.

smelly pillow

you wanna know something? my pillow stinks like fuck.. smells of saliva.. i hate drooling when i sleep..

i dont know why, but i'm not worried of my exams at all.. i dont know what's wrong with me..

i wanna kick your face.

have you ever had the feeling that your friend hates you in the inside while on the outside, he acts perfectly normal? have you ever wondered if you're hated by many? well, you dont have to wonder anymore, my stupid friend. everyone hates your stupid face and attitude. and you know what people call you? trust me, you dont wanna know..

blogskin new

HERE IT IS! my new blogskin! finally had the time to make one. anyway, tell me how it looks! leave a tag my friend!

i sound like a con-man.

anyway, today was okay la, nothing special happened, so, i shall not go on bout my life in school.

when i came home, blah blah blah, then i came online, talked to sandy cheeks, and you wanna know something? when you talk to her, remember to be firm with your "goodbyes". if not, she'll go on forever. hahahaha!!!!

sandy=auntie-nator.

raging hormones

actually wanted to post something emo, but i'd rather vent my anger on something else.


anyway, yesterday was the 3e5 class outing to sentosa! ahaha! has quite alot of fun except that some people just wouldn't give a shit about the class. anyway, after the 3e5 outing, it was miso soup mixing time and photo taking session!ahahah!!! and readers, remember, before you decide to go out late, REMEMBER TO FIND OUT THE TIME OF THE LAST BUS HOME! AHAHAHA!!